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11 Let the member leave.

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12 Let the departed return if they wish.

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13 Count people for administration; do not reduce people to counts in doctrine.

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14 The Society is a religion for people who do not need another religion.

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15 Yes, this is another religion.

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16 We are aware.

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COVENANTS / OFFICIAL DECLARATION 1

Concerning Equal Divinity and Unequal Administrative Tasks

It is hereby declared that all Snake People who use the title God possess the same degree of religious Godhood, namely: God.

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There shall be no Senior God, Premium God, Executive God, Platinum God, God II, or God Pro Plus.

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Officers may nevertheless be President, Director, Treasurer, Secretary, Facilitator, Steward, sound operator, keeper of the snacks, or such other administrative titles as lawful function requireth.

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These offices describe work.

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They do not describe the metaphysical worth of the worker.

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COVENANTS / OFFICIAL DECLARATION 2

Concerning Revision

The Society reserves the right to change its mind.

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A doctrine may be clarified. A practice may be discontinued. A source may be corrected. A Founder may be contradicted. A joke may cease to be funny. A sentence may remain beautiful and still be wrong.

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Let revision be documented rather than hidden.

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So let it be written.

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And if a future editor discovereth that even this declaration requireth revision, let the editor smile and proceed.

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